Dreaming of Ryan Gosling

You snooze, you cruise.

Submission from Kelly:

I was in the middle of a fabulously sexy dream where Ryan Gosling came to pick me up at my barn (I do NOT have a barn in real life) because he decided he wanted to hang out, when my alarm went off, waking me. Determined to get back to Ryan, I hit snooze and *POOF!* we were back in the barn and I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend (I DO have a bf in real life) who was begging me not to go and was for some reason drenched in sweat. I went anyway, of course. Sooo…from the barn we got into Ryan’s 1989 Volvo station wagon and cruised the town (which town, I’m unsure) and Ryan confessed his love for me. My mother effing alarm went off AGAIN and I frantically hit the snooze button and prayed to continue my dream. And I totally did. Thank the heavens. We pulled up to a donut shop where Ryan bought weed from an employee and we got high and he told me he was leaving Eva Mendes for me.

Ryan my new boyfriend?

Submission from Katey:

I dreamt the other night Ryan Gosling had become interested in me and decided he wanted to move in with me. We had unofficially become girlfriend and boyfriend and he had his arm around me over my shoulder and all my friends were like wow they are together and I was thinking, wtf does he like me for? not that I minded! 

Anyway of course I woke up. I have split with my ex 3 weeks ago and we were together for 7 years. So I guess my subsconscious is trying to tell me something :)

Nanna Gos

Submission from Natalya:

“I had a dream about Ryan Gosling’s grandmother. She was an entrepreneur and we called her Nanna Gos.”

A rose always has its thorns

Submission from Kayla:

“I have never dreamed of a celebrity. Until, last night, i dreamed of Ryan Gosling. I have never felt more alive in my life, it started that we were talking  and he was hitting on me and i kept saying, ” As amazing as you are, im just not the type of girl, i want something more than just having sex.” And he would laugh and say, “a rose always has its thorns” he never seemed to waver in any of his thoughts. I remember thinking, why am i here? And then the next thing i knew, we were on some hill over looking LA at night, and it was amazing. I couldn’t really see him but i knew he was there, i turned to look at him and he starts tracing my face and says, “one day we will meet, and i’ll know you, don’t ever forget.” And it ENDS! He plagues me even in my dreams…  And i haven’t forgot.”

Too cool for school!

Submission from Alicia:

“I had a dream about me and Ryan Gosling taking some kind of class together and half way through I couldn’t take it anymore and kissed him. Then, we left the class.”

Library Ryan Gosling, or The Ryan Gosling Dream That Didn’t Have Ryan Gosling

Submission from indieelm:

In this dream, I was looking at magazines at the library. It may have been the school library, but I couldn’t really tell since it didn’t look familiar. When I was looking at the magazines, I came across a magazine about Ryan Gosling.

Not a magazine that had an article about him or where he was on the cover that month. AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE PUBLICATION. Devoted to Ryan Gosling.

So I started flipping through it. The magazine was published by PBS or something (although I don’t think PBS makes magazines). So it wasn’t some silly Tiger Beat one, it was a legitimate publication. The whole time I was reading it, I was thinking “I have to get a subscription. Like, now.” I was also wondering how often they released new issues. I came to the conclusion that it was quarterly, since Ryan is in Thailand filming a movie right now and they wouldn’t have a lot of material for the magazine if it was a monthly thing. I’m fairly logical in my dreams.

After a while I noticed a group of people working. It was my school’s Ryan Gosling Appreciation Club. We don’t have a Ryan Gosling club at school in real life, but there was a club in the dream. I actually knew a few of the members, an a couple of them were guys. They were working on the club description for the yearbook, and since I like to write they asked me for help. We were trying to put the club description in Mad Lib form, but we were filling in all the words as we went, so it sort of defeated the purpose.

…Also, our school yearbook was a magazine too. Hmm.

MetaGosling

The other night I dreamed that someone told me, “Hey, Ryan Gosling has written an article about your Tumblr!”

I found the article in some newspaper or magazine (it was definitely in hard copy) and Gosling was basically saying, “These people who obsess about me on Tumblr don’t know me. I’m a real person. It hurts my feelings when people treat me like a joke.”

On one hand I was thrilled that Gosling had noticed my blog, but on the other I was ashamed of myself for participating in the general Gosling Tumblr moment.

Ryan as chimney sweep

I had a dream that Ryan Gosling was a chimney sweep and  was selling chimney sweep calendars. So he knocked at my doors and wanted to sell me one so I bought it. Seriously…

I had a dream about me and ryan gosling being friends and me telling him how much i like the fact that there’s no sexual tension between us…what a shame!