So I had a dream I was in Ryan Gosling’s house and he had a wife and a baby. So we were all on their bed taking care of the baby or whatever and Ryan kept touching me underneath the sheets (not sexually) because he just could resist my charms. Then at some point I was left alone and Ryan entered the room and said “Where are they? When are they coming back” I said “I don’t know”. He said “Ok, let’s go” and I followed him to this secret passage that led to a beautiful bedroom. We got into bed and he ordered sushi and we ate sushi in bed while he held me.
And then I think his wife started to look for him and I’m not sure if she found out about us or not.
I had a dream that Ryan Gosling was in one of my classes and he looked like Noah(from the Notebook). We had to pick partners, but this other girl had already picked him. Then we had to write each others names on our hands. My left hand had my boyfriend’s name written on it in big letters. So Ryan…
I had a dream last night that it was my wedding day and I was getting married to Ryan Gosling. Tons and tons of people were there, and during the ceremony, Ryan went crazy and climbed up on a beem from the ceiling, and starting yelling stuff at people. and then out of nowhere he had a gun and was…
Last night I dreamt that I woke up in a weird commune where nobody was allowed to leave. A lot of celebrities were there (but they weren’t celebrities in the dream). The officers were suspicious of me bc I was asking too many questions. I could tell something messed up was going on by the phony smiles people were giving me. Smiles over glassy, miserable eyes. Ryan Gosling was an officer and he was keeping his eye on me. I saw my chance, a broken drum stick in the music room. I slipped it in the back of my shirt and waited for my chance. I was going to stab him and make a run for it. Waiting for the right moment… waiting… being cool… waiting… my boyfriend wakes me up.
I was in the middle of a fabulously sexy dream where Ryan Gosling came to pick me up at my barn (I do NOT have a barn in real life) because he decided he wanted to hang out, when my alarm went off, waking me. Determined to get back to Ryan, I hit snooze and *POOF!* we were back in the barn and I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend (I DO have a bf in real life) who was begging me not to go and was for some reason drenched in sweat. I went anyway, of course. Sooo…from the barn we got into Ryan’s 1989 Volvo station wagon and cruised the town (which town, I’m unsure) and Ryan confessed his love for me. My mother effing alarm went off AGAIN and I frantically hit the snooze button and prayed to continue my dream. And I totally did. Thank the heavens. We pulled up to a donut shop where Ryan bought weed from an employee and we got high and he told me he was leaving Eva Mendes for me.
I dreamt the other night Ryan Gosling had become interested in me and decided he wanted to move in with me. We had unofficially become girlfriend and boyfriend and he had his arm around me over my shoulder and all my friends were like wow they are together and I was thinking, wtf does he like me for? not that I minded!
Anyway of course I woke up. I have split with my ex 3 weeks ago and we were together for 7 years. So I guess my subsconscious is trying to tell me something :)
"I have never dreamed of a celebrity. Until, last night, i dreamed of Ryan Gosling. I have never felt more alive in my life, it started that we were talking and he was hitting on me and i kept saying, " As amazing as you are, im just not the type of girl, i want something more than just having sex." And he would laugh and say, "a rose always has its thorns" he never seemed to waver in any of his thoughts. I remember thinking, why am i here? And then the next thing i knew, we were on some hill over looking LA at night, and it was amazing. I couldn’t really see him but i knew he was there, i turned to look at him and he starts tracing my face and says, "one day we will meet, and i’ll know you, don’t ever forget." And it ENDS! He plagues me even in my dreams… And i haven’t forgot."
In this dream, I was looking at magazines at the library. It may have been the school library, but I couldn’t really tell since it didn’t look familiar. When I was looking at the magazines, I came across a magazine about Ryan Gosling.
Not a magazine that had an article about him or where he was on the cover that month. AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE PUBLICATION. Devoted to Ryan Gosling.
So I started flipping through it. The magazine was published by PBS or something (although I don’t think PBS makes magazines). So it wasn’t some silly Tiger Beat one, it was a legitimate publication. The whole time I was reading it, I was thinking “I have to get a subscription. Like, now.” I was also wondering how often they released new issues. I came to the conclusion that it was quarterly, since Ryan is in Thailand filming a movie right now and they wouldn’t have a lot of material for the magazine if it was a monthly thing. I’m fairly logical in my dreams.
After a while I noticed a group of people working. It was my school’s Ryan Gosling Appreciation Club. We don’t have a Ryan Gosling club at school in real life, but there was a club in the dream. I actually knew a few of the members, an a couple of them were guys. They were working on the club description for the yearbook, and since I like to write they asked me for help. We were trying to put the club description in Mad Lib form, but we were filling in all the words as we went, so it sort of defeated the purpose.
…Also, our school yearbook was a magazine too. Hmm.
The other night I dreamed that someone told me, “Hey, Ryan Gosling has written an article about your Tumblr!”
I found the article in some newspaper or magazine (it was definitely in hard copy) and Gosling was basically saying, “These people who obsess about me on Tumblr don’t know me. I’m a real person. It hurts my feelings when people treat me like a joke.”
On one hand I was thrilled that Gosling had noticed my blog, but on the other I was ashamed of myself for participating in the general Gosling Tumblr moment.