"Last night I had a dream that Ryan Gosling and I were breaking up and as a result, he had to move out of my house. Well, Ryan Gosling has a lot of hanging clothes. So I packed all of them up and moved them to the far away location for him. (I don’t know why. Maybe I needed the closet space.)
"A friend who I suspect was Summer was helping me at the undisclosed far away location to hang up all of the hundreds of identical garment bags. When we finished we decided to stalk him at the restaurant where we knew he’d be dining out with his new lady.
"My friend informed me that I had nothing to be afraid of, that we would just show up, be fabulous, tell him where we left all of his clothes and make him regret his bad bad decision.
"The new girl was gross! She had on silk tight printed pants and a matching bare midriff top that tied at the waist. My friend convinced me to go right up to them and introduce myself. Why should I be ashamed? So we did, and by then the girl was sitting on my ex-boyfriend Ryan Gosling’s lap! With her half-ponytailed, frizzed-out hair and bad makeup. I could not believe he left ME for HER. I looked at Ryan Gosling, and motioned towards her with my eyes and said,
I dreamed this last night. I was in a very fancy hotel suite getting drunk with some of my friends and suddenly there was a knock on the door. My co-worker Kane answered and it was Ryan Gosling!
He sat down at the table and poured himself a scotch like he’d been there all night. I realised he was already very drunk – well, drunker than me, at any rate – and looked very dishevelled.
But what was annoying me was that Kane was clearly trying very hard to impress Gosling because he was acting way more bro-like than usual, cracking jokes, addressing conversation only to Gosling, et cetera. In the dream I found this infuriating.
Then Gosling got up from the table, went into a corner, pulled down his pants and, with zero shame, pooed on the floor. I was disgusted and said to Kane, “You clean that up – you’ve been brown-nosing him all night.”
Kane refused to clean up Gosling’s poo, so I had to get some paper towels and do it myself. My feeling of disappointment and resentment was almost intolerable.
"I had a dream about the movie The Notebook last night, which is very weird because I have never seen The Notebook. Of course I’ve seen some scenes from it, and know parts from the commercials like the part where they are kissing in the rain and the part where they are in a canoe and the part where Regina from Mean Girlssays she wants to be a duck or something. But in my dream, it was just me and Ryan Gosling in a tree, throwing apples at people below us and in that weird meta-dream way I looked at Ryan and thought “I have literally never watched a movie that stars my husband, Ryan Gosling.” Then I woke up and remembered I saw Fractured on TV once.”
I had a very interesting dream last night. I dreamed that I was in a traveling company of some musical and we had been going from city to city performing. Along the way, in one of the fabulous hotels we were staying at, I happened to meet the actor Ryan Gosling (you know, that guy from The Notebook) and he put a large iguana on my head. He told me it was his special pet and he needed me to take care of it, and then he left. I stood there for a little while, but then I decided that I was very tired of keeping this iguana on my head, so I tried to find him to give it back. He was nowhere to be seen. I looked and looked and looked all around for him, while the iguana licked my ear and dug its raptor talons deeper and deeper into my scalp. Finally, I ran into him hitting on another cast member from the company in a dark hallway somewhere.
“’Take this stupid lizard back!!’ I yelled. ‘This thing is gross and I don’t want to hold it any more! I never agreed to this!’
"He slipped me a handsome Hollywood half-smile and said, “No- I’m busy. You keep it a little longer. It’s not hurting you.”
"I was fully enraged. ‘That’s it! My husband is going to settle this! He’s a lot bigger than you, ya know.’ And like a perfectly-timed movie script, in walked Chris, looking none too happy about the iguana on my head. He didn’t say a word to Ryan Gosling. All he did was pluck the lizard off of me and stick back into Rayn’s Hollywood face. I have no idea how tall RG is in real life, but in my dream, he looked a full foot shorter than Chris.
"The Hollywood half-smile had transformed into a face of confusion and terror. Ryan took his iguana back, consoled it for having to endure such hardship and Chris and I left the scene, feeling like champs. Suck it, Ryan Gosling! I woke up a little later feeling like I had just had a very fun adventure. I looked over at my knight-in-shining-armor husband, who by that time had stolen all of the covers and was drooling out of the corner of his almost-snoring mouth. I wanted to give him a high-five."
i was michelle williams in blue valentine, but ryan gosling’s character was more like his character in drive. i was pregnant and trying to decide if i was keeping the baby, i think i was having a girl, but it was my best guy friend from high school who knocked me up. some guy, i think it was saul from breaking bad, was trying to kill ryan gosling. then we all went to a vintage clothing store and i don’t think i was pregant anymore. at one point we were all at my parent’s shack type house and i think my parents were sam merlotte’s parents on true blood.
moral of this dream, i watch too many tv shows/movies.
My dream begins when I’m at the bar by myself having a beer where out of no where I get approached by RYAN GOSLING and he hands me a pound of cocaine to hide! For some reason in my dream, we have known each other for a very long time so I didn’t question his action. He just told me “I know it will be safe with you.” And then he leaves the bar. So in my dream I fast forward to my apartment where I’m looking for a place to hide it, when all of sudden my sister sees me and threatens to tell on me, but I tell her I’m not a cocaine user just hiding it for someone (Ryan Gosling). My sister leaves and I start panicking because I don’t know where to hide it! I get a call from Ryan but I don’t answer because my alarm went off!